Monday, August 06, 2012

Macaulay Culkin Defends Himself Against The National Enquirer


I was shocked--SHOCKED--to read about the National Enquirer claiming, with its usual subtlety, "Macaulay Culkin To Be Dead In Six Months!"  With that sort of prescience, I want to know what their stock picks are.

In any event, your faithful correspondent went digging, and found Culkin making his defense:

In actuality, Culkin is researching the part of Trevor Reznik, first played by Christian Bale, in "The Machinist."  (Look it up.)

Elisa & Fletcher

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