I was shocked--SHOCKED--to read about the National Enquirer claiming, with its usual subtlety, "Macaulay Culkin To Be Dead In Six Months!" With that sort of prescience, I want to know what their stock picks are.
In any event, your faithful correspondent went digging, and found Culkin making his defense:
In actuality, Culkin is researching the part of Trevor Reznik, first played by Christian Bale, in "The Machinist." (Look it up.)
Elisa & Fletcher