Thursday, August 30, 2012

The GOP Strategy For Abortion


Your faithful correspondent thinks that perhaps this expresses the Republican Party's views on women's reproductive issues:

Ciao, Elisa &Fletcher

Monday, August 20, 2012

Au Revoir For Now, Dahlings


As you have no doubt noticed, this blog has been much less lively for the past year or so.

Sometimes one's interests change. I have lavishing my brilliance on my wonderful readers for six years... Your faithful scrivener needs to take a break. Possibly a long break.

The shallowness that has borne me aloft for so long is showing the cracks; I am actually beginning to care a bit about the hoi polloi, as long as they are not my staff.

Let someone else write droolingly about New York Fashion Week.  Let someone else carry the plus-size banner. I am still plus-sized and proud, but again, I need a hiatus. It has become wearisome to be outraged.  However, there will be my website, if Leo ever gets around to finishing it; this blog has also been moved to Wordpress. 

I shall remain on Twitter, because, frankly, how could you all survive without me?

I shall see you all there, and in the meantime, eat like there's no tomorrow and damn the media!

Elisa & Fletcher

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Monday, August 06, 2012

Macaulay Culkin Defends Himself Against The National Enquirer


I was shocked--SHOCKED--to read about the National Enquirer claiming, with its usual subtlety, "Macaulay Culkin To Be Dead In Six Months!"  With that sort of prescience, I want to know what their stock picks are.

In any event, your faithful correspondent went digging, and found Culkin making his defense:

In actuality, Culkin is researching the part of Trevor Reznik, first played by Christian Bale, in "The Machinist."  (Look it up.)

Elisa & Fletcher

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Hot Sunday Means Hot Men - Meet Dick Fudge!


We've gotten a new computer at chez Fashionista, and it has been no END of trouble! Leo has been reduced to tears so often that I have set up tissue boxes in six different areas of the office, as WELL as the entrance hall. Sometimes the mere idea of facing the sleek black monster is too much for the lad. However, I felt you deserved something for this bestially hot Sunday.


 Enjoy a cold cocktail, air conditioning, and a companion of whatever sex you prefer.

 Ciao, Elisa & Fletcher