Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Heidi Klum Is Pregnant Yet Again, And Well Shod


For the second time today, I am slack-jawed with amaze. The glamorous blonde Project Runway host and aspiring-designer-terrorist Heidi Klum was spotted on the street, hugely pregnant. How many children does this woman have? Do the condoms keep breaking? Are Seal and Heidi trying to out-do Octomom?

Be that as it may, she is wearing a lovely pair of Steve Madden "cage-style" shoes (flats, of course, in her condition). Now, if only your faithful correspondent could convince TPTB at Steve Madden to extend their reach to women who wear size 11WW, my plans for world domination would be taking one step further. (Pardon the pun.)

Hmmm...I wonder how many of my dear readers know what "shod" means?


Elisa & Bucky the Wonderdog


Anonymous said...

You are right, Heidi is very well shod (wearing shoes. BUT, really, how many kids does this dam (mother goat) need?

Hoardmeister said...

Congratulations! You win today's Literacy Prize (rarely won by my Anonymous commenters).

As for how many children she needs, apparently never enough.