Once again, get your minds out of the gutter! (Besides, the mental image is...um, how do I say this politely...disturbing.)
Sarah Palin in happier days
The speech Sarah Palin gave the other day was widely considered (rightly) to be incoherent, so the wonderful Conan O'Brien asked the immortal thespian and Priceline.com spokesman William Shatner to read it as a poem:
It is just under two minutes of sheer brilliance, mon cher lecteurs. Bask in the magnificence that is all things Shatner.
William Shatner on "Match Game," 1970s
Elisa & Bucky the Wonderdog